"01", "Feb"=>"02", "Mar"=>"03", "Apr"=>"04", "May"=>"05", "Jun"=>"06", "Jul"=>"07", "Aug"=>"08", "Sep"=>"09", "Oct"=>"10", "Nov"=>"11", "Dec"=>"12", ); $date_elements['m']=$Mtom[$date_elements['M']]; } // print_r($date_elements); // for testing $dummy_ts = mktime( $date_elements['H'], $date_elements['i'], $date_elements['s'], $date_elements['m'], $date_elements['d'], $date_elements['Y'] ); return date( $date_format2, $dummy_ts ); } //Returning Last Day of any given month to help in exh. period and resolving the MMYY PO number equivelent. // Take an integer month and year and returns the date of the last day in MM/DD/YY format function lastDay($month, $year){ $lastDay; $longMonths = array(1,3,5,7,8,10,12); // Months that end in 31 $shortMonths = array(4,6,9,11); // Months that end in 30 if(in_array($month,$longMonths)) $lastDay=31; else if(in_array($month, $shortMonths)) $lastDay=30; else if($month==2){ // February, check for leap year if(date('L',mktime(0,0,0,1,1,$year))==1 ) $lastDay = 29; else $lastDay =28; } return date('Y-m-d',mktime(0,0,0,$month,$lastDay,$year)) . " 23:59:59"; } function firstDay($month, $year){ return date('Y-m-d',mktime(0,0,0,$month,01,$year)) . " 00:00:00"; } //Status Code Resolved function StatusCode_Resolved($sdcode) { $SDNames = array('SD1','SD2','SD3','SD4','SD5','SD16','SD7'); $SDLabels = array('Draft Order','Order Posted','Order Approved','Lab Recieved','Materials Delivered','Closed','Voided'); for($i = 0;$i < count($SDNames);$i++) { if($sdcode==$SDNames[$i]){ return $SDLabels[$i]; } else { return "Not Found"; } } } function ShortenText($text,$chars) { if(strlen($text) > ($chars -3)){ $text = $text." "; $text = substr($text,0,$chars); $text = substr($text,0,strrpos($text,' ')); $text = $text."..."; } return $text; } ?> Comics Archive - Family Hysteria
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Wed November 30, 2022 - Watching The Game

Tue November 29, 2022 - Fly A Kite

Mon November 28, 2022 - Forgiveness

Fri November 25, 2022 - Black Friday

Thu November 24, 2022 - Happy Thanksgiving

Wed November 23, 2022 - Wash The Car

Tue November 22, 2022 - Photo Album Stories

Mon November 21, 2022 - Magic Dog

Fri November 18, 2022 - Tippy Toes

Thu November 17, 2022 - Enjoying Life

Wed November 16, 2022 - Goals

Tue November 15, 2022 - Mrs. Fix-It

Mon November 14, 2022 - Alien Cookies

Fri November 11, 2022 - Dinner Is Served

Thu November 10, 2022 - Ears Of A Horse

Wed November 9, 2022 - The Little Things

Tue November 8, 2022 - Wisdom

Mon November 7, 2022 - Practice

Fri November 4, 2022 - Comic Strip Ideas

Thu November 3, 2022 - Beautiful Pumpkin

Wed November 2, 2022 - Car Warranty

Tue November 1, 2022 - Dinner For Two

Mon October 31, 2022 - Halloween 2022

Fri October 28, 2022 - Play Outside

Thu October 27, 2022 - Pile Of Leaves

Wed October 26, 2022 - Jenny 867-5306

Tue October 25, 2022 - Advise

Mon October 24, 2022 - Broken Motivation

Fri October 21, 2022 - Returns

Thu October 20, 2022 - Need For Speed

Wed October 19, 2022 - Birthday For Uncle Ted

Tue October 18, 2022 - Outside The Box

Mon October 17, 2022 - Leaf Season

Fri October 14, 2022 - Weeee

Thu October 13, 2022 - Food Critic

Wed October 12, 2022 - Lemonade

Tue October 11, 2022 - Mona Lisa

Mon October 10, 2022 - Uncle Jax

Fri October 7, 2022 - Wi-Fi

Thu October 6, 2022 - Grown Women

Wed October 5, 2022 - Super Power

Tue October 4, 2022 - Stewardess

Mon October 3, 2022 - Date

Fri September 30, 2022 - The Find A Turtle Redux

Thu September 29, 2022 - Anniversary Surprise

Wed September 28, 2022 - Family History Chainsaw

Tue September 27, 2022 - The News

Mon September 26, 2022 - Juggling Act

Fri September 23, 2022 - Ben Franklin

Thu September 22, 2022 - Fire Drill

Wed September 21, 2022 - Bored

Tue September 20, 2022 - Good Nights Sleep

Mon September 19, 2022 - Cuckoo Clock

Fri September 16, 2022 - Fishing With Grandpa

Thu September 15, 2022 - Remember The Alamo

Wed September 14, 2022 - Hide-N-Seek

Tue September 13, 2022 - God Is Smarter

Mon September 12, 2022 - Selective Amnesia

Fri September 9, 2022 - Flying Cars

Thu September 8, 2022 - DMV Gremlins

Wed September 7, 2022 - Chemistry At Work

Tue September 6, 2022 - Bowling

Mon September 5, 2022 - Options

Fri September 2, 2022 - Shark Attack

Thu September 1, 2022 - Dancing Lessons

Wed August 31, 2022 - The Attic

Tue August 30, 2022 - Grandpa's Comicbooks

Mon August 29, 2022 - Clean Teeth

Fri August 26, 2022 - Empty Wallet

Thu August 25, 2022 - The Checkup

Wed August 24, 2022 - Small Order

Tue August 23, 2022 - Cookie Productivity

Mon August 22, 2022 - Curriculum

Fri August 19, 2022 - Journal Writing

Thu August 18, 2022 - Perspective

Wed August 17, 2022 - Washing Dishes

Tue August 16, 2022 - At The Movies

Mon August 15, 2022 - Help From Above

Fri August 12, 2022 - Retreat

Thu August 11, 2022 - Cookie Thief

Wed August 10, 2022 - Bedtime Stories

Tue August 9, 2022 - Family Workouts

Mon August 8, 2022 - Genius At Work

Fri August 5, 2022 - The Time Machine

Thu August 4, 2022 - Granny's Secret Ingredient

Wed August 3, 2022 - Little Angels At Work

Tue August 2, 2022 - The Sounds of Children

Mon August 1, 2022 - Imagination Equal Chaos

Fri July 29, 2022 - A Superhero's Job

Thu July 28, 2022 - A Walk In The Park/Battlefield

Wed July 27, 2022 - Suitcase Of Records

Tue July 26, 2022 - Memories Of Baked Bread

Mon July 25, 2022 - Family Reunion At The Cemetery

Fri July 22, 2022 - Hard Names

Thu July 21, 2022 - Writing My Family History

Wed July 20, 2022 - Alway Got Your Back

Tue July 19, 2022 - Granny's Lamp

Mon July 18, 2022 - Bumper Stickers

Fri July 15, 2022 - Vacation Destinations

Thu July 14, 2022 - Pizza Night

Wed July 13, 2022 - Great-Grandpa's Eyes

Tue July 12, 2022 - Jenny At The Court House

Mon July 11, 2022 - Boiled Water

Fri July 8, 2022 - Hugs

Thu July 7, 2022 - They Have Your Back

Wed July 6, 2022 - Will's Fishing Hat

Tue July 5, 2022 - DNA Test

Mon July 4, 2022 - Fourth of July

Fri July 1, 2022 - Digging Up Dead People

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