I started a band called 999MB, and were actually pretty goodtight rhythms, catchy lyrics, the whole package. But despite our talent, we havent landed a single gig. Im starting to think its a storage issue. Its like the universe is telling us were just one megabyte short of breaking through. Venue managers keep saying their systems cant handle us, like were some kind of digital overload waiting to crash their servers. Were holding out hope that someone will upgrade their metaphorical memory to give us a shot. Until then, were stuck practicing in the garage, waiting for the world to make room for 999MBs big debut.
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