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 Paranoia at the Library

Paranoia at the Library

October 28, 2025

I went to the library looking for books on paranoia, hoping to understand why I always feel like someones watching me. The librarian, with a sly grin, leaned in close and whispered, Theyre behind you. My heart stopped. I spun around, expecting to see a shadowy figure or a government agent, but there was nothingjust rows of books. I laughed it off nervously, but I havent been back since. Now Im convinced the FBI has my library card on a watchlist. Every creak in my house feels like a surveillance team closing in. Thanks, librarian, for fueling my nightmares.

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