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Piano by Ear, Nose by Accident

Piano by Ear, Nose by Accident

November 25, 2025

I used to play the piano by ear, which sounded cooler than it was. I’d just listen to a tune and plink it out, feeling like a musical genius—until someone slammed the piano lid shut mid-performance. Let’s just say my nose took the brunt of my artistic ambition. Now I play with my hands like a normal person, carefully avoiding any sudden lid closures. The experience taught me two things: always check for rogue piano lids, and maybe invest in some sheet music to avoid facial reconstruction.

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